PARTIES

so my roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so we had a party yesterday. they started showing up around 7:30 and hit the pool and hot tub. we had refreshments in the apartment afterwards. mostly virgin margaritas daqueris and pina coladas. we made them ourselves. well we had music and nintendo. a bit of dancing. and people sandwiched everywhere. we had about 40 people smashed into our little apartment. good thing we had a balcony for overflow. around 11 we gave the security guy a shock by informing him that there was no alcohol. we were quite loud but not loud and rowdy enough for anyone to complain. our neighbors are really tolerant. things started to die down after that and about 1:30-45 the last people left. i was already asleep. i couldn't stay awake any longer. i tried. it was crowded. it was late. but it was loads of fun. i'm ready to do again... next month after i've recuperated from this one.

HOME AND KITTES

they say home is where the heart is. i beg to differ. being transported by my ribcage inside my body my heart goes lots of places i would never call home. so i will change this only sometimes true statement to home is where the kitties are.
i currently have 10 cats and 4 kittens. and i know that makes you all green with envy. ha! ha! kitties! kitties! kitties! all for me! none for you! anyway in case you are ignorant of the improtant things the names of the 10 are (in order of age) princess, gwendolyn, uhura, polgara, belgarath, koren, fred and george (twins and hard to tell apart. only their eye color is different), ginny and frisky.
the 4 kittens do not have names yet but i know you are dying to know more about them. all 4 are girls. 3 are in a litter together (mom=uhura) and the 4th is a litter all by herself (mom=gwendolyn) all 4 are about 1 month old (i'll pause for your aww's............) the one by herself is orange and white and very fluffy. the other 3 are black, grey and butter (hard to say of she's yellow or orange but butter is the color (real not margerine)) anyway i was enjoying the 3 today. they're so cute. the black meowed the whole time. the butter hissed the whole time and the grey slept the whole time. talk about personalites. the butter colored one played with my hair a bit. she would swat at it then bite it like a snake. it was very funny.
well i am looking forward to spoiling them all rotten like belgarath (who is EXTREMELY lovey) but mom complains every time i pet them because we're trying to move and can't take the cats with us which is phooey. life without kitties is no life at all. oh well i'd better enjoy them while i can. and in the mean time i will gloat... i've got kitties and you don't! nya! nya! nya! (well... even if you do i have more AND kittens.... not to mention the pregnant cats which means MORE kittens) nya!

BOYS AND PRINCESSES

i am currently staying with my sister and her family and my niece has eight little disney dolls, jasmine, ariel, belle, mulan, pocahantas, cinderella, aurora, snow white. well i like to play with these dolls and mix and mess up the stories. it's all highly entertaining. well anyway one day i took these dolls into a different room from my niece and left her to play with her cousin. i went into the room where the boys were thinking i could REALLY mix up the stories without being disturbed. this did not happen. the four boys ages, 5-10, were intrigued. they wanted to play too. so we divided up the dolls between us and had a jolly good time. we had balls and slumber parties and shopping sprees and everything. the boys had so much fun that they still ask me to play princesses with them.
who would have thought that boys could have so much fun with princess dolls?

SPONTANEOUS RANDOMNESS

I was hanging out with a bunch of people yesterday and there was a long lull in the conversation so I looked at the girl next to me and told her to say something random. This is a blog of spontaneously random sayings.
Go to the bakery and buy yourself a dodo bird.
Moon stars drive to the movies on dirt bikes.
Cows travel east in the dawn of a new day.
Blood red flowers consume the bugs of time.
Brown cars are all the rage in ant hills of feathers.
Z will one day spell apple..... Zapple eh?
Seek the vortex of your soul to bring freedom to your mind.
Needles linger in the memory of wrongs done.
Fur is what parrots drink to make them sing.
Yellow twists and turns into a maze of forgotten paths.
Books are what dreams are made of.
A stapler is called a stapler because it eats paper.
Green and orange just don't match.
You will never believe what that monkey just said to me!... What?... What are you talking about?... Monkeys can't talk!
Post mortem is what happens when the internet dies and you need to get a new one.
Music is the destroyer of the undeserving idiot.
To laugh is to have the ability to live through mind numbing lunacy.
Penguins who try to fly turn green on impact.
Chickens gather together to discuss the weather on the moon.
Voracious camels hide from the inevitableness of eternity.
What is your spontaneously random saying?

I'M THE BEST! I'M THE BEST! YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE NOT!

I HAVE CHOSEN TO ASTOUND YOU ALL WITH MY SUPERIORITY AND GENIUS BY GIVING YOU THE BLESSING OF MY PRESENCE MORE FREQUENTLY BY POSTING A BLOG.
NOW DO NOT GET EXCITED. CALM DOWN. I KNOW THAT YOU ALL ADORE ME. HOWEVER THIS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PULVERIZE OTHERS TO KEEP THE JOY OF PARTAKING OF MY RAPIER WIT TO YOURSELF.
REMEMBER THAT MY GREATNESS IS VAST AND THERE IS PLENTY FOR ALL TO APPRECIATE AND ENJOY.
I MUST NOW END THIS ENTRY. DO NOT GO INTO FITS OF DEPRESSION OVER THE SHORTNESS OF THIS ENTRY. THERE WILL BE MORE. PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE ECSTATIC TO FIND A MUCH LARGER ENTRY.